Landmaid

"Through the course of our lives, every one of us experiences near-death moments. I had mine when I was a little over ten."

"The girl is no longer my problem."

Psychologists say that there are five stages of grief. I am on the third – bargaining; a life for a life. I have heard people say that if you hold your breath long enough, you will die. This is just one of the many things that science is wrong at because I have held mine for 730 days and have failed at dying. I am conv…